Censored!

This cracks me up.

I was looking for information on a certain highway flea market in Middle Tennessee which might come in handy for dumping a few things after the Great Storage Cleanout of Ought Nine when I came across a guide to "anything that has anything to do with antiques," including flea markets. Okey-doke. I'll bite.

Sure enough, the Highway 55 flea market was listed, but so were a number of others which I knew nothing about.  So, I scrolled through.

Among the listings, I found this:  The Swee*censored*er Fleas Unlimited Mall.

The Swee*censored*er Fleas Unlimited Mall?  What would the word possibly be?  Sweet-f*cker?  Nah.  You'd expect an uncensored "T" for that one.  So what ... oh wait.  A clue!

The *Censored* Mall is on Highway 68.  In -- what's this?  Swee*censored*er, Tennessee.

Swee*censored*er, Tennessee?  Oh my.

LOL.

Sweetwater.

They censored the *twat.*

Whew!  Thank you Antiques Guide.  I'd never have noticed that was in there.  Now, I'll never visit that filthy place again!

Oh wait.  I never did.

;)