Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Into The Woods

The last weeks have been a whirlwind. Midmonth, finding myself at the end of a yearly medication prescribed by a Tennessee doctor, I determined that a trip east to see the trusted fellow was in order. Almost as soon as the decision was made, tickets for the trip fell into my lap and the journey was on.







Into the woods
It’s time to go
I hate to leave
I have to, though
Into the woods
It’s time, and so
I must begin my journey







Hoping to crash a weekly writers’ night upon my Monday landing, I contacted the friends with whom, across the distance, I’ve been writing a script. As it happened, there was no meeting to crash that night, so as arrangements were hastily made for a Tuesday get-together, I found my father’s truck waiting near the airport and drove on to Tullahoma.



Into the woods
And down the dell,
The path is straight,
I know it well.
Into the woods,
And who can tell
What’s waiting on the journey?




After the last successful visit with my long trusted doctor, who is himself soon to move across state, my attention turned to the large, full storage units that hold the bulk of my belongings. In planning my trip, I had listed items I wished to retrieve: programs from old theatre productions; tapes from old radio shifts; and copies of old publications for which I’d either written or served as editor. Knowing that both units were well stuffed, I had high hopes but low expectations for finding everything I wanted.




Into the woods
It’s time to go
It may be all
In vain, you know
Into the woods
But even so
I have to take the journey




Unexpectedly, I found everything I’d wanted and more -- so much more, in fact, that I threw away three full bags of paper miscellany.

The visit was an amazingly productive one, tying many loose ends. For example, my printed driver’s license (though updated online) still had me living in a Manchester duplex I’d left behind in 2003; my voter’s registration had me linked to the Tullahoma address I’d abandoned in that move. I corrected both records, after nostalgically visiting those old addresses. Then, adding dental coverage to my health plan, I picked up a new insurance card, too.





Though much business was accomplished, my visit suffered no lack of good times with friends and family.

Into the woods to Grandmother’s house...
Into the woods to Grandmother’s house...


Not much was written during the writers’ reunion with Anne-Geri and Beth, but the path of the story was made clearer to all. No typical Blizzard-and-air-hockey rounds were made as Kenny and I met on the night of a World Series game, but dinner with my family gave us the time to catch up. In the madness, I unfortunately neglected to contact Chris at all (sorry!); but I did (1) see my second-oldest niece on her birthday and (2) take a tour of my brother’s mammoth garage-in-progress; (3) spend a few precious hours with my youngest niece; (4) collect a more than adequate sample of my aging grandmother’s attention-hungry antics; and (5) see a certain Sondheim production in a once-familiar theatre where many old friends were briefly met.








Into the woods
To get the thing
That makes it worth
The journeying
Into the woods...









By Saturday, I was readying for the next day’s early flight home

Into the woods!

A box of storage-found goodies was readied for shipping to San Diego, my bags were packed, and my goodbyes were said.

Into the woods!

On Sunday I returned my father’s truck to its near-the-airport location and began the return trip to San Diego. To Orrick. To rehearsals.

Into the woods!

Traveling west on the Sunday that the clocks changed, I gained three hours overall, landing at Lindbergh Field at 4 o’clock Pacific Standard Time, which only the night before would have been 7 o’clock Central Daylight Time. More power to those who travel oftener and farther than I, for I found this to be physically confusing, conking out rather early after a kindly-provided dinner of “spaghetti goop” my father had waiting for me on arrival.

Despite the bit of lag at its end, however, I wouldn’t change a thing about the journey. Many thanks to all the folks who made it possible, memorable, and productive.

Then out of the woods
And home before dark!


Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Whoa, Cut the Lettuce, Daddy-O!

I have a friend who insists that "Random Thoughts" are the last refuge of the boring blogger. Perhaps he is right. However, as I have a number of such thoughts that refuse to be fleshed out into anything more interesting, please allow me to bore you.

First things first. I have come to find myself in yet another play. I'm not exactly sure how it happened, as in the months leading up to the audition it was Orrick who was expressing his interest in the show and I who was expressing my doubts about it; in the end, when he abandoned his intention to audition he lit the fire under mine, deciding that I was no good at home without something to do. Perhaps it was the Big Ol' Doughy Chicken Leg that gave me away. So, off to the audition I went and landed a role that has been notably played by Dames Maggie Smith and Judi Dench, though it is the performance of Dame Edith Evans (1952) that gets the most attention. No Dame myself, I shall have some rather well-heeled shoes to fill. Rather than lace-up boots, however, I may be more likely found in a pair of comfortable black flats circa 1950, as the show is getting a facelift... and being transported to this side of the pond.

You know, of course, that this means I might just have to admit to having had a few Rice Krispies treats with Miss Harbury, who seems now to be living entirely to "have a blast." Then I'll tell Algernon that his wet-rag friend Bunbury should get on the stick and decide whether he is going to kick the bucket after all. Meanwhile, I'll hope that he cools it on Saturday, 'cause I'll need Algy to arrange some sounds for my reception when everybody makes the scene.

On to another random thought before my head explodes....

Lettuce. What is the deal with lettuce? I went to the store today and there were all of seven heads of neglected lettuce looking terribly forlorn under a 3/$1 sign. Gimme a break, folks. E-coli, shmee-coli! The time to worry about killer bacteria is BEFORE anyone discovers the problem. By the time you catch wind of the E-coli scare, the product has already been pulled from shelves. You can be pretty damned sure that the lettuce you're buying today is some of the healthiest you'll ever get in your life.

Whattaya gonna do to me if I'm wrong?

And then there's the whole Friday the 13th thing. I know, I know. It was days ago. Old news. Still, it drives me crazy that every single time Friday the 13th crosses our calendarical paths we have to hear endless stories about triskaidekaphobia. The fear of the number 13. What kills me is the way some media outlets cover "Triskaidekaphobia" as a horrible, afflicting disease with a capital "T." "It's so bad, some people won't even go to WORK on Friday the 13th!" Yeah, it's bad all right. Bad reporting. Because Friday has nothing to do with it and there's a damned 13th in EVERY MONTH. Unless these folks are going to crawl under their blankets on Monday, November 13th, what they actually suffer from is paraskevidekatriaphobia. Now I'd like my local reporter to get her facts straight, because this is obviously a very serious condition. Once, maybe twice a year, 21 million Americans actually *gasp* consider calling in sick to work, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SICK! Can you imagine? We must get to the bottom of this horrible affliction, before more days are lost to All My Children! The first step is knowledge. No more can we confuse our phobias! Write your congressman. Demand an orange ribbon. Do it now.

Until tomorrow....

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Friday, October 13, 2006

Friday the 13th

It's been an active day here at La Apartment Complex. To start things off, the morning witnessed unsuspecting vehicles being unceremoniously towed from the community lot scheduled for resealing and striping today. Doors were jimmied, Beemers were relocated, and insurance adjusters were called to assess the damage. But never let it be said that there's no such thing as "Southern (California) Hospitality": when the project was finished this evening, Western Towing returned the displaced vehicles to their original positions. It cracks me up. Heaven forbid that folks who couldn't read the "no parking" notices (they weren't ALL out of town) should have to find their cars!

The morning hours also saw a wee bit of rain. It was an amount so scarce it would be noted only as the "threat" of rain in Nashville, but enough here to be considered a full-out gully-washer. Considering, of course, that they don't really have "gullies" in these parts. In fact, they might be asking just what IS a "gully" anyway? Never mind. My point is this: there was just enough window-wetter to cause fear for the afternoon MCAS Miramar Air Show. Five minutes later, all was dry and the show was sure to go on. Although the show is free (and continuing all weekend), I did not visit the sure-to-be-packed grandstands. Instead, I could see the famous Blue Angels from the balcony of La Apartment, a view that had me channeling The Joker with my envious wish to have my brother's "marvelous toy" digital camera with the ultra-gazillion-mega zoom.

Tonight, Orrick will be headed to a local tavern with Dave to see Los Straitjackets (left) play, a belated birthday present from his long-time friend and bandmate. Kenny and I once saw these guys at the Riverbend Festival in Chattanooga and, though their sound is top-rate, I never did quite get over the quirky wrestling masks.



The coming weekend is going to be a busy one, too. Tomorrow, after another potential non-Miramar viewing of the afternoon air show, Orrick and I will be attending a sort of street-fest merchants dealio in North Park, home of the new location of San Diego's old Costume Shop, and then, if we are home early enough, we may just catch glimpses of the Miramar Twilight Show. On Sunday, it seems, I'll be auditioning. Not for paid work this time, but for distraction -- and very likely, only an evening's distraction, as I am both too young and too old for the available roles. On Monday, we'll attend a staged reading in which our friend renee (who has chosen to put an e. e. cummings spin on her name exactly the way Cummings himself did not) will be performing.

Happy surfing until Monday!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Yet Another Surprise

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

One of a Kind Reali-T


Tonight's the night we've all been waiting for. Yes, friends, tonight is the night that huggable, loveable Mr. T brings his brand of self-help advice to a cable audience, via TV Land's "I Pity the Fool," premiering tonight at 10/9 central. The one-time Sgt. Bosco "B. A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus will be "teaching fools the basic rules" (like "Bathe every day; nobody likes a stinky fool!") in a new "Reali-T Series." Should be fun for about, oh... three episodes.

Until it's cancelled, though (say it with me): I pity the fool who ain't got cable.

Of course, with the AL/NLCS games on tonight, who will be watching? Sorry, sucka. Bad timing.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Blithe? Maybe. Spirits? Definitely.

After six weeks of rotating-cast rehearsals and five weekends of performance, the show has come to an end. I never posted a full-length review of the show because, until very late in the run, none had been published. Two brief notices in a local online theatre page singled me out as a "fresh young face to watch," calling my "subtle performance" of Ruth "formidable and credible."

A week before closing, a local reviewer saw the show on its worst night (the night we taped, of course), but remained kind. As the opposite of flighty Elvira, he said, I was "convincing in [my] range of emotions" as the solid, grounded Ruth who flip-flops into hysteria.

My favorite review, however is the one posted online by [reference removed], who summed up the show thusly:

“Blithe Spirit” is Noel Coward's comedy about “the other side” and spirits who come back to haunt.

Charles Condomine's wife Elvira tragically died in a auto accident 17 years ago. Charles has recently remarried and he and his new wife, Ruth, have been happy until now. All of the sudden, Charles is acting rather strange, he appears to be talking to someone, though no one is in the room. It seems that Charles' first wife, Elvira has come back into Charles life via the ghost route. To straighten this out, Madame Arcatti is called in to arrange a seance to settle the spirits. Dr. Bradman and his wife Violet, have arrived for dinner so they become part of the seance. It took a bit of time for Ruth to believe in this ghost business, but she decides to confront Elvira. In the meantime, Elvira is set on getting rid of this new wife and decides that Ruth will leave this world the same way she did, via an “accident”. Now there are 2 ghosts in Charles life.
Let's stop right there for a moment and count the errors thus far. Elvira did not die in an auto accident; she died of pneumonia -- seven years ago, not seventeen. Charles did not recently remarry; he's been married to Ruth for five years. Madame Arcati is not called in to "straighten out" Charles' strange behavior with Elvira; her seance causes it. Dr. Bradman and Violet do not "become a part of the seance" by the coincidence of their dinner arrival; the planned seance prompted their invitation. Elvira is not "set on getting rid of" Ruth; she is hoping to kill Charles. When Ruth falls victim to Elvira's trap, her death is indeed an accident, but not one that in any way matches Elvira's own.

Did this woman see the show? That's seven errors so far, and I've only dissected the first paragraph! In fact, those nine sentences provide only one bit of accurate information: the fact that there are eventually 2 ghosts in Charles' life (the final scene). To continue:
[Actress] is delightful as Madame Arcati, the soothsayer, who can tell the future...

Soothsayer? Arcati herself admits that she disapproves of fortune tellers "most strongly," because "even when the gift is genuine (and it very rarely is) you can't count on it... Time is the reef upon which all our frail mystic ships are wrecked!" As for the rest of the cast kudos, I'll refrain from reprinting a paragraph riddled with dizzying sentences and many spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors (have another cocktail, Bev!) and tell you only that I was said to "come on strong" as Ruth. Yet, I can't resist the last few factual errors in the paragraph below:
[Herr BS] is the director of the show and comes to Scripps with an extensive resume of directing plays at numerous San Diego theatres. He directed “Blithe Spirit” for North Coast Repertory Theatre. This is a funny show, one you will have a good time at.
Once you've recovered from the dangling preposition, you might be interested to know that our director does have an extensive acting resume at numerous local theatres, but all evidence suggests that our Blithe Spirit was his first directing gig. He most certainly did not direct the show at NCRT; he performed in it. As Charles.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Big Ol' Chicken Leg


After a few months of depressive malaise, I’ve seen a creative breakthrough in recent weeks that gives me great hope that I’m on the path out of the fog.


First, finally, I had an idea for a blog article. It’s been a long time coming and will appear here soon, when (after closing my show this weekend) I’ll have time to write.

Via very cool audio/visual computer conferencing technology, I’ve also been working on an original script with two Nashville theatre friends.

Also this week I’ve finished my first scrapbook project, come up with creative closing gifts for my cast, and fashioned a “big ol’ chicken leg” (a running rehearsal joke that came out of one of my lines and a dig at the "southern" accent that occasionally escaped me) out of homemade clay and oil paint as a director’s gift.

The fog is lifting. Feels good.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Surprise, Surprise

You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Convertible New Bug: 2 Punches

Your Summer Ride is
a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!

Yeee-Haa??

You Are 5% Redneck

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

So I'd park my car on the lawn. Sue me. That thur dern hose don't reach the driveway, no how.

I may be all Yankee, but I'm southern enough to know that "Yeee-Haa" ain't how you spell "Yee-Haw!" So put that in your corn cob pipe and smoke it!

I Guess I Made an Impression

You Are Impressionism

You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I TOLD You!

American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% Honolulu
65% Atlanta
65% Las Vegas
65% San Diego
65% Seattle

It's Not Easy Being Green...

Your Aura is Green

You're very driven, competitive, and even a bit jealous.
However, you seek out balance in your life - and you usually achieve it!

The purpose of your life: inspiring others to be better

Famous greens include: Tony Robbins, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart

Careers for you to try: Guru, CEO, Talk Show Host

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

AN-I-MAL! AN-I-MAL!

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!"