| You Are 5% Redneck |
 I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style. You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee! |
So I'd park my car on the lawn. Sue me. That thur dern hose don't reach the driveway, no how.
I may be all Yankee, but I'm southern enough to know that "Yeee-Haa" ain't how you spell "Yee-Haw!" So put that in your corn cob pipe and smoke it!
1 comment:
I'm surprised to are even 5% Southern! I am 33% Southern myself- but then, have always suspected I was born a Yankee by mistake.
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