Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Kimberly Williams, IT Girl

If I ever need to slip into anonymity with an alter ego and a new career track, I'm going to need an alias. And a new career. I like to be prepared for any eventuality, so this morning I logged on to rumandmonkey.com to discover my untraceable alias name. Kimberly Williams. Got it. Don't tell anyone.

Now, to figure out my new career, I thought I'd see what kind of Office Moron I am and get some leads that way. Laugh it up, folks, you always suspected...

I'm the IT manager. Do you fancy me?
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

So... if I seem to have dropped off the planet, take a look around for Kimberly Williams, IT Girl. But don't call me Kim. I hate that.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am the paranoid boss...

I thought you were the it girl, then the picture loaded and I saw that you are, in fact, the I.T. girl.

Kel said...

Yeah, I did that deliberately.

The "it" girl refers to an actress named Clara Bow, who, in 1920's silent films, was arguably the first sex symbol. It made me laugh to span the gap between acting and info tech with the phrase -- and with that beatnik photo.

Kel said...

Was that you?!? You hung up before I got to ask you if the power was on! ; )