Welcome to the Pleasuredome

I am once again jumping on a meme from Grabbingsand’s blog. Rather than admit to a dearth of original thought, I say that I am merely responding to a general “tag” appropriately. Besides, it’s a musical Magic-8 ball – how can I resist?

Here’s how it works: you ask your iPod a question and hit shuffle for your answer. My results were so consistently funny and/or dead on that I feel the need to point out that this is exactly, 100%, what the iPod threw me. I’m not making any of this up.

How does the world see you? Sympathy for the Devil -- The Rolling Stones. “Please allow me to introduce myself…”

Will I have a happy life? I Just Can’t Let Go – Ambrosia
“What’s the matter, baby, is the truth too hard to hear?”

What do my friends really think of me? Cat Scratch Fever – Ted Nugent.
‘Nuff said.

Do people secretly lust after me? Lady – Little River Band.
“Don’t be thinking that I don’t want you, ‘cause maybe I do.”

How can I make myself happy? Agent Orange – Tori Amos.
He’s my favourite.

What should I do with my life? American Woman – The Guess Who.
Does this mean I don’t have to get a real job?

Will I ever have children? Innuendo – Queen.
“Oh yes, we’ll keep on tryin’. Tread that fine line. Oh, we’ll keep on tryin’” Success unnecessary.

What is some good advice for me? Goodnight Saigon – Billy Joel.
We said we’d all go down together.

How will I be remembered? Word Up! – Cameo.
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick! Mama, come on, baby, tell me what’s the word?

What is my signature dancing song? Good Enough – Sarah McLachlan.
I note this is a slow dance. “Don’t tell me I haven’t been good to you...”

What do I think my current theme song is? Third Rate Romance – The Amazing Rhythm Aces. “Talk was small when they talked at all, they both knew what they wanted."

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Stand Tall – Burton Cummings. “Never been this blue. Never knew the meaning of a heartache. But then again, I never lost at love before…”

What song will play at my funeral? Evil Woman – ELO.
“Ha, ha very nice to know… that you ain't got no place left to go.”

What type of men do you like? It’s Raining Men – Weather Girls.
Tall, blonde, dark and lean… rough and tough and strong and mean
Random shuffle. Swear to God!

What is my day going to be like? He’s So Shy – The Pointer Sisters

PS: Before posting, I asked the iPod what I should title this post. You can thank Apple technology for the Frankie Goes to Hollywood title, from the Toys Soundtrack.