Gee, My Foot Tastes Terrific!

I’ve often told people that the thing I love about acting is having two hours a day when I know the script. Two hours when I know how to react, know exactly what to say, and know how someone else will react when I say it. Two hours when I don’t feel completely awkward and inept at human relationships. I often wish the rest of my life came with a script. Dailies would be fine, thank you.

Obviously, no one gets such a luxury. But most people are better at winging real life than I am. Still, I believe in miracles. One day, the right words will come out of my mouth at the right time. And then I’ll be hit by a bus.